Jim (cont'd):     

I want to see perp walks for heavens sake… I want to see Richard Belzer push them through… since Belzer’s on NBC’s Law and Order, and I am a team player… and also he is a huge fan of Mad Money… well, why not. I will also accept any police actor of our choice, to be determined later…Sam Waterston is clearly the role model for the person we need as the financial crime czar… but heck I will just take some fingerprints. We absolutely need this if we are ever going to restore confidence in our financial markets. The only way that is possible.. is if we get some genuine show trials… Now, normally I would be calling for some miscarriages of justice… as well as the suspension of the fifth amendment… if I weren’t not a fan of James Madison… as well as Dolly Madison’s ice cream… and I would be calling for suspension of habeas corpus too.… like Cramer fave Abe Lincoln… if I weren’t just an elder statesman and pacifist in the model of the Dolly Llama.. and of course Bishop TuTu… but remember people will not come back to the financial markets until they know that the bad guys are put away… they need to make this game clean again… and that won’t happen until heads roll… and we get some darkness at noon action.

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I am outraged, the people are outraged, you are outraged, Cramerica is outraged… and we need to do something about it… don’t forget… I am a lawyer… and I play one on TV… although, unlike Obama I did not make Corporate Law Review… cause I was too busy trading out of my dorm… if not knocking back a couple of Buds… and oh yeah dating… So the justice department had better start using RICO… and what we really need, of course, is something like the Keif Over hearings… except for this time for organized financial crimes… I want to see bankers with paper bags over their heads… although, the cynic in me we should use plastic… environmentally unsafe… and this time the Wall Street mafia… unlike Heiman Roth… won’t have a man on the committee. People say it is hard to prosecute this kind of crime… but believe me there will be witnesses galore who will testify… just look at this Madoff thing… many brokers and investment advisors thought he was making up his returns… well before he allegedly confessed… they were able to piece together, as I did the other night… what was allegedly happening cause they were furious at continuing to lose customers to something they knew was a pipe dream… these guys will make great RICO witnesses for the prosecution… where the heck is Charlton Heston anyway… we need him.. I love that movie.. I like Cameron Power, too.

Now, it gets better… here is what I call the two… it is so called in here… here is the kill two bird with one stone part of the equation. We need to build special white collar houses of correction… not the stock market kind of correction…but genuine prisons to store these guilty plutocrats… you know what… those put a lot of people to work… we can build them in hard hit areas like Youngstown, OH… or Ypsilanti, MI… lets call these new prisons country clubs for rich people… because of the redefinition of country club as Bernie Madoff preys on you… let me think, maybe better Madoff than a 6 foot 4 pumped up nemesis with white supremacy tats… best part… wherever you have white collar prisons… you also need to build brand new 5 star hotels… for the Williams and Conley and Paul Wise types who defend these people… Four Season Youngstown… Ritz Carlton Ypsilanti… The Ross Belt Rock resort…

Alright, this could turn out to be the biggest infrastructure project out there… which is good news… given that I am beginning to sour on the Obama infrastructure plan… which now seem like a pastiche… if not a mosaic…of crony hand outs to states.. an extension of unemployment benefits… my plan puts people to work… building hotels and prisons on the hop… come on Eric Holder get to work… this hat is a little hot…

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The Bottom Line!:     If we want to restore confidence in our financial markets.. we need to dust off the RICO act and start prosecuting bankers… or at least have some kind of truth and reconciliation committee like they had in South Africa… as long as we can still put people in prison when we are done. Holy cow, why didn’t someone tell me… this is a Lehman Brothers hat.

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