Opening Segment #1:
'Upside Surprise'
 
Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Cramer’s not surprised by the market’s latest action & thinks you shouldn’t be either...

Jim:
   
  This is a Thomas Paine market… it is all about the summer soldier… the sunshine patriot… it was all great as long as we were going up… even though we were going up for no reason… now, things have turned nasty… and everyone hates, despises… the stocks they loved two weeks ago… for no reason. That is nonsense… these are the times that try bulls souls… which is obviously what Thomas Paine would be saying… if it was Mad Money with Thomas Paine, instead of Mad Money with Jim Cramer… which is more Paine Whitney meets Paine Webber… than a show about our great revolutionary war statesman.

All of a sudden everyone is shocked… shocked… that so many companies are doing so poorly… somehow everyone is surprised… by the decline in the
Dow Jones Average that started last week… they are astonished by the bad numbers that we are seeing… and they are staring slack jawed at the downgrades… it is as if they didn’t know that Jack Bower used torture… oops, that is not on NBC, I have never seen the show… I think the only thing that is shocking… is that so many people are surprised by any of this, let alone startled… the only surprise to me is that the Dow Jones managed to make it up to over 9000 by the end of the year… as investors joined Wilson Pickett in the land of a 1000 bull dances… because the analysts got too positive, and issued multiple nonsensical upgrades for no reason whatsoever… which I could have done something about this, sorry, I was in Mexico on vacation… I wish I could have poured some cold Dos Equis on that jalapeňo of a market...

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Market Results today:

Dow - 25

Nasdaq + 7

S&P 500:  + 1

 

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Tuesday, January 13, 2009
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Jim (cont'd):    And now that stocks have come back down, I say it last… the world is making some sense again… how on earth can so many people be shocked that Citigroup (C) and even JPMorgan (JPM*)… could have enormous loses… you have got to be kidding me… was anyone truly surprised by that… the banks… hey, let you in a secret, this is between you and me… the banks are having a rough time… I mean seriously, astonishing, I mean for the record… the more I dig the more I think that both Cramer fave and ActionAlertsPlus.com name, Morgan Stanley (MS*), and Citigroup could both be winners… from the joint Smith Barney/Morgan deal announced tonight… because no longer wall of shamer Vikram Pandit actually kept some upside of the joint venture, that is going to, I think succeed handily.





No everyone is shocked… shocked that tech is doing so poorly… and even semi-conductor equipment company
KLA-Tencor Corp. (KLAC), which preannounced crummy numbers last night… is doing badly… uh, come on… is there really anyone out there who truly believed that any semi-conductor equipment or any semi-conductor company could actually be doing well here?…. And how is shocking…. that executives at Seagate (STX) are dropping like flies… why would anyone in their right mind think that the cut-throat disc drive industry… was doing okay… are they nuts.

What about the oils?… Oh my god, shocking amazement yesterday that Trans Ocean, the largest off shore driller, was starting to see cancellation projects… hey, I am sorry who thought that with crude under $40... the oil companies would still be willing to spend $700,000 a day running a rig…. it took just one cancellation to wreck the house of cards… pricing in that business..

Are you ready for this one? … How about the so called shock of Alcoa… the way I see it the single worst run major industrial company and the worst metal scoop of the era… and people are surprised are doing really badly… Alcoa it can wait forever… Or what about Meryl Lynch’s downgrade of
Corning Inc. (GLW), unbelievable… or maybe just reasonable given how poorly Corning’s end markets are doing…there was some real value subtracted.

Hey, how about retail… we decided it was collectively really bad… but we thought, well, we are individually shocked at the poor numbers from individual retailers… wake up… how in the world can that be… that people think that retailers collectively are doing great… but individual retailers are doing badly… do you think they were just low balling… no, they are desperate… even as their shareholders bid them up… I mean look at
Best Buy (BBY), everyone says that Best Buy had to be having a good quarter… I mean somehow the market decided that… they decided it was the last bad quarter, even though there was absolutely no reason to think that… hey, can we right now… please ban the phrase much worse than expected… ladies and gentleman expect the worse, you are going to get it.

The only thing that should shock and amaze us in this market is if anybody out there honestly believes that any industrial company, retailer, life insurance company, finance, is doing well… I mean what is astonishing is that even though there are really only a handful of companies that are really doing well in this country… we go sto bullish at the end of the year it took up so many undeserving stocks… now that the market has come back down we finally have some buying opportunities… some stocks that are nearing the right levels to pull the trigger… I think
Caterpillar Inc. (CAT), soon to be under $40... that is the right price I said to buy it last week, even if Obama’s infrastructure plan disappoints.

Correction has brought down
NYSE Euronext, Inc. (NYX) from $29 back to below $24.… it is now yielding 4.9%… with several months of market share gains… NYX could be an incredible play on the fact that I really don’t believe that we will never have another IPO again… how about Home Death Spot… one of my top five favorites of the Dow… remember I told you not pull the trigger until it yield 4%… well, here we are… I am not going to run from stocks I recommended to buy at certain levels after they got hit down to my levels. I don’t run from sales when the merchandise is excellent… you shouldn’t either… these are damaged companies… these are not, are not damaged companies… they are just damaged stocks.

Here is the bottom line…

 

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The Bottom Line!:     Have some common sense about common stocks… don’t be scared away from these equities because of the supposedly surprising negative action…. and surprising negative earnings… it is anything but shocking… nothing has changed with these companies… despite what the summer soldiers and sunshine patriots who are now panicking… will tell you.

Don’t let the negative action surprise you and scare you away from stocks...  Now, this is T. Paine market…. but not the T. Paine I am talking about… this is a Thomas Paine market… buy me a drink… hey, make mine Petron (as in the Tequila brand)… but that doesn’t mean that you should lose your common sense...

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Jim went on after this segment to take questions from callers, and responded with his comments...

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Q:     I love the book, when is the movie?

Jim:      Actually we talked about a movie, but I thought it might not be so good for my image… having just broken out of Rolla when this picture was taken.

Same caller:      First of all you are the market god. And I have met you before in Midtown Manhattan a couple of years ago.

Jim:      Was I polite and nice or was I just my miserable self?

Same caller:      Um, I would go with the latter. I don’t think you have ever been polite or nice. But having said that, I do have the books. When should I start dollar cost averaging into some of these energy stocks?
Exxon Mobil (XOM), for example.

Jim:      I think you have to start now, I think you have to start… it depends obviously on the stock… I am not as big a fan of Exxon as others… I think that stock has had a great move… I think that a stock like
Marathon Oil Corp. (MRO) back here is really terrific… I like Occidental Petroleum Corp. (OXY)… but both of those… but Marathon has got a good yield… my favorite is ConocoPhillips (COP*)… and it is my favorite, and I bought some for ActionAlertsPlus.com, my charitable trust… and now I want it to come down more to where I pull the trigger… and I apologize for my behavior… there was a very long period of time where I think people would describe me as having a cinder block on my shoulder… but it is off… and now I am simply a sweetheart of a guy.

Q:     You have talked about all of this inflationary spiral that we are in right now, but given all these new policies are coming out, and implanting. Just like Bernanke talked about in his speech today in London. Don’t you think it is time to get in the gold?

Jim:      First of all with Bernanke I want to mention… everything he says now has been right… obviously I wish he had done it earlier… but, everything… he had some statements this morning, they were just dead right… dead right, saying that they were not doing enough… he is completely on board… I think he has finally got it right.. . and you know what, my criticism of him is over… he has definitely got it right… I think gold has always been what I regard as being a great hedge against all the craziness… would I buy gold right here?…. I think for someone who feels that we are almost out of the deflationary period, yes… I do not think that we are almost out of it… so I think it is early to buy gold… I would wait for a pullback.

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