Opening Segment #1:
'Who’d A Thunk It?'
 
Thursday, January 22, 2009

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The market acted totally irrationally today, some good names got knocked down...

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  They are getting to the ones that shouldn’t be gotten to… the sellers are hitting the stocks that weren’t supposed to have any risk…. the ones that were thought to be so well run, that they would be able to withstand the vicissitudes of the economy… stocks of companies that are referred… that everyone thinks of in hallowed terms… they are getting to the names that we thought were safe… and it is killing this market…

Do you know what they did today?… today, they shot the duck… that’s right… they alienated the stock of
AFLAC Inc. (AFL)… Aflac… that is a supplemental insurance company for heaven’s sake, how could you screw that up… they slashed their market cap by 1/3.… AFL is one of the best run companies in the world… with the most fair salary alignment between the CEO and the shareholders in the land… AFLAC is the role model when it comes to compensation for corporate America, the exact opposite of Cramer totally non-fave John Thane…. and the market went out and banged the darn duck… great props department uh…. because alas the company took premiums and invested in bizarre British bank high bred bonds… something that Morgan Stanley says is a big negative that is rapidly escalating…. no kidding, British banks seem to be vanishing into thin air… heck, no air… faster than Jordan Sparks could sing the National Anthem… I bet the Queen of England has her money stashed in Duxiana (mattress) at Windsor Castle… say it ain’t so…AFLAC investment officers invested, well like quacks… billions of dollars in exposure… that only a handful of people knew about… quack, quack, quack… even a wheel chair bound Dick Cheney could have hunted down this one… largest decline in 25 years…

AFLAC who would have thunk it?

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Market Results today:

Dow - 105

Nasdaq - 41

S&P 500:  - 12

 

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Thursday, January 22, 2009
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Jim (cont'd):    Or how about State Street Corp. (STT)?... That company's stock was more than cut in half on Tuesday... because it had billions of dollars invested in asset backed securities that are losing value seemingly by the day… if not the second… when I was Goldman Sachs I considered State Street the single most blue chip investment institution in the world… it was where you kept your securities, for heaven’s sake… State Street was a vault… a vault for crying out loud… I used to think that State Street was paved with gold…. turns out State Street is filled with pot holes… this custodian bank, as they call it, invested some of your money billions of dollars of junk…. just complete and total garbage… most of us didn’t even think that it had downside exposure to anything other than safe cracking….wrong…. blue chip goes to white chip over night… although it did get a lift today on take over talks that might make sense… but we don’t recommend stocks on a take over basis if the fundamentals aren’t solid… and now that we know that State Street safe has a hole in it… we don’t want to touch it… come to think of it.. at one point I would have said that Goldfinger launched his nefarious operation grand slam against Fort Know, because State Street was too hard to take down… now I think this bank has Denny’s grand slam all over it’s face…. State Street… who’d a thunk it?...

Or how about SunTrust Banks Inc. (STI)… Do you know what Sun Trust is?… Think of it as the First National Bank of Coca-Cola… a conservative southern bank that I have always regarded as being above banking… just a repository of great southern wealth, including the fortune of the family that founded Coke… today Sun Trust slashed it’s dividend… they slashed it’s dividend by 84%… I was always under the impression that Sun Trust doesn’t loan to people who need money… turns out they lend to a ton of dead beats… and they are defaulting at a pace that makes me say no Coke, Pepsi…

I know you have never heard of it, but there is the bank called
Fifth Third Bancorp (FITB) out of Cincinnati, it used to be the best run bank in the land… now Fifth Third is down, just today… by almost 1/3 reduced to a measly $2.85... I remember meeting Fifth Third’s management in 1980’s and thinking if I had to buy one regional bank stock and put it away it would be that one… now it is putting it’s investors away… true statement… I would rather drink a fifth Kentucky Gentleman than sniff a fifth of a third…. and that is as low as a Bourbon I‘ll knock back on my cheap linoleum floor… Fifth Third ain’t those people ever heard of fractions… Sun Trust and Fifth Third… who’d a thunk it?

And then there is
Microsoft (MSFT)… I haven’t liked Mister Softy in years…. rejecting the Lightening Rounds participants endless entreaties to endorse the stock… I have always dismissed it as nothing but a bank with windows and a good vista… has it happens the vista is not so hot… the windows seem broken… and it really is a bank with all the negative connotations that carries these days… Microsoft… this cash machine… this ATM… has always been known as a job bank… but the bank jobs has been pulled off there too… say it ain't’ so… 5000 people are getting broomed at what was for years the fastest growing company in the world… great earnings form IBM, Apple… and tonight’s stellar report from Google… thank you Cramer fave Eric Schmidt… make us wonder if Mr. Softy has just gone away… yep… it is melting…. who’d a thunk it?

Aflac, State Street, Sun Trust, Fifth Third, Microsoft these names are not supposed to slip up… but in this environment companies that you would never even imagine could screw up… because they were too conservative, too stocky, too predictable… companies that were meant to put us to sleep… not euthanize ourselves… are self emulating on a seemingly daily basis… and when they implode all at once… what are we going to do… why we sell, sell, sell… and that is how come we closed down 105 points, we are down a lot more at one point… after a huge day just 24 hours ago… why goes through this litany… well lately I have been getting a lot of emails saying “Where is the bone Jim”… the one that is trying to find the next Microsoft… the one that is trying to isolate which of the great tech companies to invest in… the best solar plays… the clean coal solution… the trick to eliminate friction on the electric wires… so we can send electricity thousand of miles from its source… not to mention cold fusion… the answer to all of these emails is simple… when even the stodgiest most consistent of financial and tech companies can bruise you… then it is not the time to roll the dice… it is the time to diversify… play defense away from the financials and tech… and own the stocks of companies that don’t need capital… the foods and the drugs… the companies that don’t need to grow their way out of whatever morass they might be in… like the morass of personal computing, or banking… you need stocks that don’t need Tim Geithner to succeed… and don’t have John Thain hanging out anywhere near them… oh, and by the way, if I were Geithner I wouldn’t be confirmed I would be investigated, and most likely indicted for tax fraud… and if I were John Thain, after the way he pantsed his own firms employees… and then Bank of America’s Ken Lewis… well let’s just say that Bernie Madoff is off somewhere smiling… because Thain’s egregious actions have bumped Bernie from the front pages… keep those two away from Cramerica… they don’t deserve this great nation.

Here is the bottom line….

 

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The Bottom Line!:     Diversification won’t solve the who’d thunk it problem… but at the very least if you are diversified you won’t be saying who’d thunk it about your whole darn nest egg...

Being diversified could be your best defense against the curve balls this market’s throwing.

Aflac, State Street, Sun Trust, Fifth Third, Microsoft who’d have thunk it?… no air… no air.

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Jim went on after this segment to take questions from callers, and responded with his comments...

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Q:    I listened back to you October, I took 20% out. But I do own Bank of America and JPMorgan, and I have held those positions for some time. So I guess what I am asking you do you take the vote of confidence yesterday from the insider’s buying some of the stock back, as a good enough sign to not watch my position completely disintegrate with all this let the common shareholders go?

Jim:    Alright, let’s think about this Rebecca… not that long ago a man stood right here… a man by the name of Bob Steel… Bob Steel had just bought a million shares of Wachovia Bank… and I said that well you wouldn’t buy a million shares of Wachovia unless you really believed in the darn thing… well, Wachovia blew up… so I am no longer using insider buying as a sign for anything when it comes to banks… I own
JPMorgan (JPM*) for my ActionAlertsPlus.com, my charitable trust and if you followed along with me, you would say that I still believe in Jamie Diamond… but I have to worn you I think that Bank of America, after what John Thain did, and maybe you could say that Ken Lewis did it to himself, the CEO… but after what John Thain did… I don’t know… I don’t know… it is too low to sell… there is not a lot left… it doesn’t raise a lot of money… John Thain how do you look at yourself in the mirror… well, mirror mirror on the wall… well, liable won’t let me say what he sees when he looks.

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Q:    I am a 63 year old ex Nucor Steel worker. And I am just real worried about the market, my portfolio, everything. Should I hold what I have got, or just get out of everything?

Jim:    There is a guy that I work with, his name is Eric, I won’t use his last name, he hasn’t given me permission… but he writes at
RealMoney.com, which is part of TheStreet.com, where I am chairman… and we spent most of the day talking about hedging… and uh because people are worried or nervous… like if you have something in your IRA or 401K, and you are worried, and you try to hedge it with some ridiculous pro-ultra bear thing… no, what you do is that you have to sell… you have to sell Teri until you are comfortable… there is no crime in selling… no, of course, I happen to be the only person that comes on TV other than professional bears, or people who play Yogi, or Boo Boo, or any of the likes… who actually tells you to sell… but I think that you should sell until you are comfortable… because this is not a good time… it is not a good time in the market… even though people come on all the time and say that this is the buying opportunity of a lifetime, including Warren Buffett… it is not… I mean I started this thing in ‘81, I started my first stock in ‘79, these are the worst times that I have ever seen… I cannot go out there and tell people to buy, buy, buy… I think you have got to be prudent, you stay diversified, you buy stocks with good dividends that are recession resistant… I can make piece with that… but if you cannot make piece with your exposure… cut it back… cut it back.

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Q:    In this particular financial environment, and getting in the market for the first time, what do you think of index funds?

Jim:    I say, in
Real Money:, the paperback version, which has sold 7,000 copies so far, which isn’t bad… that people should be embracing index funds who do not have the time or inclination to pick individual stocks… I know I say this over and over again… I am often tagged as a guy who says hey go out and buy anything… in everyone of my books I endorse index funds for people who do not have the time or inclination… you are watching this show because you do have the time or inclination… so I am not going to tell you to turn this show off, you shouldn’t have the time or inclination… but if you are jammed… and you are trying to find the easiest, cheapest way… I think you take the index fund… I like the total return… the total or the S&P… they are both fine.

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