Cramer’s got a list
of 10 myths and
misperceptions in
this market - Listen
up!...
Jim:
With the stock
market at last not
blowing up at the
end of the day, not
creating shear havoc
here, but actually
meandering for
once…. at least
during yesterdays
levels… we have a
chance to catch our
collective breaths…
it has been the best
time I have had in
weeks to the number
one query that I get
all the time… which
is… why is this
market so darn
confusing… and the
answer is simple…
because there are
way too many people
telling you
falsehoods…
spreading myths…
giving you
misperceptions…
there are too many
talking heads who
just don’t
understand the
depths…. of the
house of pain that
we are in… too many
people who to quote
Cramer fave Jack
Nicholson, can’t
handle the truth…
right now you need
to be able to see
the myths for what
they are… you need
Bull Finch, not Bull
nonsense… as in Bull
Finch’s Mythology…
for the much, much
younger demo… if
they still don’t
make you read that
in school… that is
why you come to me…
to help sort out the
myths from the
truth… or fact from
fiction… if you want
something more
literal...
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Wednesday,
February 18, 2009
(Cont'd from
above)...
Jim (cont'd):
If you want my take
on what is really
going on… rather
than what some
bonehead say is
happening… tonight I
am going to list the
10 biggest myths and
misperceptions in
this market… so you
know why you are
confused… so you can
avoid making
mistakes based on
incorrect
information… or
perhaps
disinformation.
Myth 1...
Stocks are cheap…
sure on a market
capitalization basis
they are…. but
certainly not on a
price to multiple
earnings basis…
because the earnings
are off the charts
bad… companies are
shrinking, their
stocks are
shrinking, because
their earnings are
shrinking… and that
is right…. that does
not make their
stocks cheap… I was
doing some work on
Whirlpool…. doodling
on Whirlpool before
I got here… $2B
company… I mean come
on shouldn’t that be
a $10B… but not if
the earnings are
going down so
precipitously…. I
could add Newel
Rubbermaid, I could
make a list of
household names that
fit that.
Myth 2...
The automakers only
need x billions of
dollars to get out
of their jam…
please… with all due
respect to everybody
that talk about it…
that is ridiculous…
unless the autos
break the union….
then I think the
companies will scale
back to nothing and
become unimportant….
the idea that they
can get their cost
down is a big joke…
we all know that…
but we all play
along… it is kind of
like the Soviet
Union… we have to
play along because
the auto companies
employ so many
people that the
autos basically have
to become overpaid
wards of the state…
and I say this as a
former union member…
and someone who
doesn’t care for
management at GM
either… and who
helped orchestrate a
wild-cat strike at
one point in my
career… these are
extraordinary times
and extraordinary
measures must be
taken… and that
includes finding a
cost structure that
is reasonable that
eludes the union and
management.
Myth 3...
The banks should be
lending but they
aren’t, they are
hoarding money… of
course the banks
aren’t lending…
every time they lend
money they lose
money… every time…
why should they make
loans when the
collateral goes down
every day because of
deflation… what is
the point of doing
that… especially
when they know the
regulators will hose
them if they get in
trouble lending.
Myth 4...
There is nothing we
can do about the
mortgage problem….
wrong again… we have
to cut principal…
and cut it big… when
we do that we can
make everything
work… of course, if
you cut principal
the banks will end
up losing as much as
they would in
foreclosure… but we
can issue them a
certificate… a
certificate that
will allow them to
keep up regulatory
capital… and also
allow any gains from
the sale of the home
to go to that bank…
they adjust the
principal, the house
goes up in value,
they get the money
if it is sold… I
firmly believe this
is the only plan
that will work.
Myth 5.…
Nationalizing the
banks worked in
Sweden so it will
work here… this is a
meatball theory… I
hear this one every
day from guys like
that Neurio Ribinie…
I don’t remember him
running a big bank…
anybody remember him
running a big bank…
he is a member of
the professoriate…
it has now become
common currency…
look this is a
ridiculous concept…
Sweden is about the
size of Georgia for
heavens sake… and
its problems had to
do with commercial
and residential
loans… if only our
problems were that
simple… what we need
to do is show
forbearance with the
banks… let them work
out their own
issues… we advance
them the money in
the form of a net
worth certificate…
tell them to pay us
back when they have
sold some
merchandise or
earnings… and let
them solve their
problems… give them
smaller salaries and
equity that can only
be cashed in when
they fix things and
give the money back…
if they don’t like
it… go take another
job for heavens
sake… there is no
handcuffs here… and
if they fail to pass
the stress test
after we try my
forbearance plan…
then we seize them…
I think that will
work… that is how we
dealt with the
Savings & Loan
crisis… why are we
looking to Sweden…
we have got a
perfectly good model
on our own recent
history, the S&L
crisis… and can
someone please tell
me who the heck runs
a nationalized
bank…. I mean come
on, who do we have
in government that
understands the
complexity of a
Citigroup or a Bank
of America… ask
yourself… do you
like the way they
run the Amtrack… how
about the post
office…. banks need
to work this stuff
out by themselves.
Myth 6...
The mortgage
insurers whether
they be MUNI, or CDO,
or personal, are
viable… and ready to
pay off all the
insureds… no one
believes this other
than the mortgage
insurers and their
accolades… namely
the agencies that
are supposed to be
rating them… I think
everyone is
pretending… I am a
seller of these
stocks still… even
down here.
Myth 7.…
Warren Buffett
has no problems at
all, he is doing
great…. I am sorry I
am troubled… I am
troubled with that…
I mean the man has a
giant put sale on
the market… and
holdings that seem
to go down more than
the average… I know
he is doing this big
fix thing, come
thing… but you know,
he owns a lot of
stocks… he is what I
call double long…
meaning he has more
exposure to the
market than anybody
I know… because when
you sell puts, you
are basically
guaranteeing no down
side to the buyers…
he is writing
insurance against
the market in the
worst market decline
in history other
than the depression…
if this were
Hartford, or
Prudential, or
Allstate, we would
all be scared to
death of Buffett and
Berkshire Hathaway…
as my friend Doug
Cass and I detail
every day on
TheStreet.com, where
I am chairman…
Buffett is selling,
not buying America,
selling America…
selling JNJ… selling
Proctor & Gamble…
even though he told
us in the op-ad page
of The New York
Times not that long
ago that he was
buying America… is
Buffett selling the
good to fund the
bad… it sure feels
like it… with all
due respect, Buffett
is not doing what he
told us he is doing
even if he is
thinking long term…
how many people
followed him into
the valley of the
shadow of losses… I
am quite cognizant
that he is doing
some great fixed
income investing…
but I look at the
stocks everyday, the
American Express,
the US Bancorp…
doing a little
trimming in that… I
don’t know.
Myth 8...
Inflation is the
problem… excuse me,
we are in the grip
of the most radical
world wide
deflationary spiral
that this earth has
seen… and that would
include the 1930’s…
we have to solve it
because it can not
solve itself… as the
fed chairman Ben
Bernanke said very
eloquently today.
Myth 9...
The problem with the
SEC is the
institution itself…
noooo… it is the
fish stink from its
former head
Christopher Cox…. a
radical, lazy affair
joker who made it
very clear that it
was a mistake to
spend time going
after the big fish…
if I were any good
and I worked for the
SEC under him, I
would have quit
immediately… the
blame for Stanford
and Madoff is all on
Cox… I say, I have a
solution for him
too… alright, I say
put this man in a
car with Chris
Brown… and as they
say on Bravo… watch
what happens.
Myth 10...
Everyone is doing
everything they can
to help the
situation get
better… this is a
myth… this is a
total lie… the
European Central
Bank worried about
the ghost of Vymar,
has been a huge
enemy of the
process… the Obama
administration came
in without a plan…
waaaa… and the only
person with a plan
is the guy who
didn’t seem to have
one back in 2007,
2008... but now
recognizes the
gravity of the
situation… the come
back player of the
year, Ben Bernanke…
if people would take
their cue from him,
then our rendezvous
with depression
destiny could be
avoided.
The Bottom Line!:
How about a little
truth… if we don’t
find a way to
stimulate job
growth, then I think
we will see every
bank go under in no
time… I mean every
bank is pretty much
insolvent… there
Reubeini take that…
10% unemployment is
the magic number
where most banks
will find themselves
under water…
stopping that is
paramount… and
stopping the slide
in housing is
integral to saving
the banks… why this
isn’t clear, why
Obama thinks that
the stimulus plan… a
totally bogus
exercise when it
comes to jobs… or
the billions which
is just a thimble
full that he is
announcing for
housing… literally I
believe 1/100th of
the problem is
beyond this guy… is
beyond me… Obama is
not bold at all…
despite what you
hear… perhaps he is
the biggest myth of
all.
I don’t think Obama
is acting bold
enough to fix the
danger we are
facing...
Don’t listen to the
markets myths… I am
hear to help you
sort fact from
fiction… I am hear
to give you the
truth.
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Jim went on after
this segment to take
questions from
callers, and
responded with his
comments...
``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` Q:
I saw part of
President Obama’s
mortgage bailout
plan today, but I
didn’t hear anything
about mortgage
rates. It would seem
to me that one of
the best solutions
would be just to
reduce mortgage
rates to 4% or 4 ½%
, that would help
people refinance
houses.
- Mike
Jim:
Mike, you have got
horse sense… here is
what I would do… the
government should be
issuing a 4%, 40
year mortgage right
now to everybody
that wants one… to
be able to refinance
too, so there is no
moral hazard… you
take that mortgage
which should be cut…
which amounts to
cutting the
principal… you give
the … you reappraise
every house… heaven
knows that we need
to put a lot of
people to work… and
you give people a
reduced principal
who are under water…
and then you give
the banks that makes
the deal, including
the CDO servicers, a
certificate that
allows them to
collect any profits
if the place is sold
higher than where
the mortgage is… and
no second lien
mortgages… and no
home equity… you
have got the right
plan… why don’t they
do it… the
government has to
get in the mortgage
business… forget all
this eloquent stuff…
give us 4%, 40 years
and we are ready to
roll.