Opening Segment #1:
'Recipe For Recovery?'
 
Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Cramer’s mixing together the ingredients you need for a rally... Listen Up!...

Jim:
   
 
Alright let me give you a little anecdote… a little anecdote to help explain today’s fabulous, fantastic, superity duper 379 point Dow Jones rally… on Thursday I am going on Martha Stewart’s terrific show… and the programs booker interviewed me today for some preparation… at the end of the interview she asked me if I knew how to make anything… I said do you mean like recipes, do I know any recipes… do I know how to whip something up, or bake… and she said yes, do you… and I said I don’t have a recipe book… wrong… I do have one recipe… a recipe for a real barn burner of a rally cake… and believe me today is just the beginning of my cake lessons...

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Market Results today:

Dow:  + 379

Nasdaq:  + 89

S&P 500:  + 43

 

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009
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Jim (cont'd):   

First, you start with gallons and gallons of bears all over the place… hey look, you need bears to over reach, I mean you know, do you get me… yesterday the most notorious bear of the world, Nouriel Roubini, aka Dr. Do… as opposed to Cramer fave Dr. No… came right out and said Dow 5000... Roubini has been the hot hand… and I figured those who trade with him, oh what a sweet delicious call… he pressed his bet, so to say and didn’t say to buy it… he said that there wasn’t some stocks to buy right now… he just gave you and accelerated, emergency, dive, dive, dive… the enemy below… he is doomed to be bitten by a white swan… at the same time, Meredith Whitney, the queen of the bears… a real baronstein… weighs in with a truly chilling piece in the Journal…. about how bad credit card debt is going to be… oooohhh… the next big calamity…. it is a strong well reasoned piece, and you would have surely been grateful for having it ahead of time if you were short Bank of America, or Capital One… home run for the bears… ooopps… strike out.

This is what happens at bottoms… the people who have been most right take that final bridge too far… forget the Brooklyn Bridge, Whitney and Roubini bought the Armham Bridge… so did Moody’s, which put out a death watch list today…. oh, very helpful… all of the papers are talking about Dow 5000, giving us plenty of bearishes… and on top of that Senator Richard Shelby, the ranking Republican on the Senate Banking Committee saying that the big banks, and perhaps all of the banks should be liquidated… yeah, he used the term liquidated… maybe Richy, at least a little trip to the coolack first before the liquidation… that is kind of pallable bear sentiment… makes it a great first ingredient in any big move higher… I have been calling it Gold Medal Bearishness.

Next, you need to trap the bears for a truly magnificent rally… we got a genuine bear trap today, with Senator Chris Dodd and Congressman Barney Frank, both advocating bringing back the Uptick Rule… which required short sellers to wait for a buyer to pay a higher price for a stock before they could come in and bang it down… I have been on a crusade to get the Uptick Rule restored and make the world save for capitalism again… as without it short sellers have been able to drive stocks into oblivion… destroy the common stocks of just about everything, but especially the banks… with the rapid fire selling… now we have got Barney Frank saying that I have spoken to Chair Sopero of the SEC… I am hopeful that the Uptick Rule will be restored within a month… within a month… and Chris Dodd is saying that it should happen even faster… Chris Dodd, Barney Frank, I have been thinking, they watch this show… they watch this show even more closely than Jon Stewart… oh check that, no one watches it more closely than Jon Stewart… anyway, you bring back the Uptick Rule you will most likely get rid of the UltraShort Financial ProShares, the SKF, an ETF of mass destruction… that has allowed people to double short the banks… but with the Uptick restored, I don’t think that you can set that up anymore… it is my secret ingredient… I have discovered this like the alcameade behind Ned & Mary’s chocolate chips… pass the Toll House… pass the Toll Brothers house, up more than 10% today.

Then we add a spoonful each of three big positives… three eggs beaten… remember, I have said that if I saw material facts showing that things have gotten better… I would get more bullish… well, I have got three of them… I have got one in tech, one in oil, and one in finance… but we have got to do is we have to add more flavor to this rally… in tech last night, Texas Instruments said good things about inventories being low, they saw some improvement in demand for 3G cell phones… you can extrapilate away on that… you can just buy every other semi-conductor the socks index was high… I found two socks, I found them both at the Wash-N-Dry… we got Research In Motion, we got Analog Devices, we got Skywork Solutions, how about Qualcomm, Cramer fave AAPMCT name… a dash of plain vanilla tech bullishness.

Hey, about the oil… we got some good news there… oil is stuck in the $40’s… no longer going to the $30’s… it seems to have a lot of money flowing back into the area… flowing like ten teaspoons of land O’Lakes… you know oil is going higher when the lead story in the business section of The New York Times… hey, sell that building see if I care… wondering if crude could fall even more… more, even more…. through in the incredibly bullish conference that Chevron today, that is a AAP name, with its enormous replenishment rate of 148%… and you got real reason to believe that crude will keep working higher… that is a big deal for more than just the oil patch… it helps the infrastructure companies where we were worried that some of the big projects were threatened by low oil prices… I call it the pie crust.

Alright, the next ingredient in the big rally… this is a big cake… the third big positive to make the recipe work… major good news in the financials… Bernanke is ready to show the banks forbearance by going mark to market light… that is what I call it, I made that term up… you will hear it from everybody tomorrow… meaning that there will be an adjustment in evaluation against the lowest common denominator of real estate… this moves every financial… they are all battling strict mark to market accounting… if we get mark to market light, and forbearance… then the banks are all incredibly cheap… and look like they are ready to roll… a bag of Domino’s sugar coming right at you.

Now, add a dash of good numbers from Citigroup… Citigroup… the ones that show that it is having its best quarters in a couple of years… because it turns out that the banks are making a ton of money as they pay you zippola for your deposits… they can borrow for next to nothing… and they can lend like shylock… if you prick them to then not make money… if you poison to they not snap right back… if you restore the Uptick Rule, suspend mark to market accounting and show them forbearance do they not soar… thanks Bard… if things are good at Citigroup… then I now feel that we are going to be seeing some upside surprises at Golden Slacks, at Morgan Stanley… the icing on my rally cake… what is that I smell… I think it is an upside surprise baking in the oven… even the state insurance regulators showed us forbearance for the beleaguered insurance companies… I mean, that is how many things are going right… put it all together and you get one fantastic rally that I do not believe is over… I can cook just as well as Martha Stewart… if I have the recipe, guess what… I just made you a chocolate chip cake of an upside surprise rally.

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The Bottom Line!:     I have said I will change my mind about this market if the facts change… if we got some material positives… more than just sentiment… and we got a boat load of them…. a recipe for a genuine rally, much higher… and it ain’t done yet… for those who bet against perma bears like Roubini… it is a dish best tasted cold.

The market got key ingredients it needed today for a rally & it could go higher.   Alright guys listen up… when you are making a cake in preparation for being on the Martha Stewart show… and the Dow is up 379 points… and I have got to tell you something… this is how you make a rally… you drowned the bears in chocolate chip cake… and you get an upside surprise.

 

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Jim went on after this segment to take questions from callers, and responded with his comments...

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Q:    I have got a question for you about oil. It looks like the economic indicators inside the financial are not going to work for us this time around, I am predicting a major bounce, 1000 points or more, oil leading the way, what do you think? I am betting on BP to take us out of the market, ETF Chevron, Conoco Phillips?

Jim:    Alright, I like the oil stocks they have been the leaders for a while… they can go much, much higher because most of them are selling at 3 or 4 times earnings… I was on the Chevron conference call… Chevron has been notorious at not being able to replace oil… the fact that they have got 148% replacement tells me that this group be moving.

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Q:    I was wondering if Caterpillar was going to be a leading indicator in the economic recovery?

Jim:    Cat, no that would be lying… the would be the last thing to go… first you would get credit going… and then you would get some orders, and then they have to blow through the inventory…. because it is all sitting on the lots… and then, and only then, would they place new orders and Cat would go up… and that is why Cat has been so slow to recover… and that is not going to change.

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