Opening Segment #1:
'Market Rehab'
 
Thursday, April 2, 2009

Cramer’s explaining the difference between a depression that’s over & a recession that’s here...

Jim:
   
  You know that I don’t like to throw around the terms… terms like bull market or bear market… they are sweeping generalizations and they usually make it harder for me to do my job… and harder for you to figure out what is going on… not easier to understand what is happening… but tonight I will make an exception… you see a bull market is defined as a 20% rally off of the bottom… we have seen that and more now… with the Dow up 23% and the S&P up 25% from the bottom… which is why, we are officially running with the bulls in celebration of the end of the depression… and the fact that the President is now on our side completely… the two most important things that you need to know right now...

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Market Results today:

Dow:  + 216

Nasdaq:  + 51

S&P 500:  + 23

 

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Thursday, April 2, 2009
(Cont'd from above)...

 

 

 

 

Jim (cont'd):   

This market smells like Pamplona… you cannot be a bear here… or you know what is going to happen… you will be run over and maybe gored by the bovine stampede… we have finally reached the land of the 1000 bull dances… phony morony… why… because the market has swallowed it Prozec… and right now, right here on this show… I am announcing the depression over… but I don’t think the fact is baked into the stock prices yet… most investors are still leaning the wrong way… most hedge funds are still short… but when they come to realize what we know… that we have emerged from our episode of depression… perhaps thru electric shock… they are going to have to start…. buy, buy, buy… I am not saying that now is the time to buy hand over fist… we like to buy low… and it doesn’t make sense to back up the truck… especially after a 216 point day… when I do expect a terrible and high unemployment number… that will probably scare people… but your bias has to be positive… and you cannot get freaked out by big job losses… because they are in the rearview mirror… you can’t start hiring you know after you just lopped off a big junk of your work force… give it a couple of months… it will get better.

I am not… I am definitely not telling you that the recession has come to an end… all I am saying is that we are back in recession territory… as far as I am concerned, the recession caused by the collapse of housing, started in August of 2007... because that is when I flipped out about how the credit markets were falling apart… but you just couldn’t see it yet during my much youtubed rant on stop trading… you know the one where my kids found out that I had a show, because the other kids at school said hey listen your dad has got a show, I saw him on youtube… of course, it was done to Fat Boy Slim, whoever that was.

Okay, anyway… the depression did not begin until September of 2008 when Treasury and the Fed mistakenly euthanized Lehman… went into the wrong hospital ward… and caused every market in the world to basically shut down… and making America into a cash economy… world wide production rates, in many cases, went as low as they were in the Great Depression… we had to throw money at the banks… just literally throw money at the banks… and save AIG… because the system was about to fail… this created a deleveraging process, a term that we use only to keep you out of the equation… that overwhelmed everything and everyone… the credit markets froze… and eventually the stock market… which, as I told you yesterday, always follows the credit markets… really felt the brunt of it in February and March… I think the depression ended in the first week of March when I realized that even if every financial went under… and most companies cancelled their dividends in the Dow Jones Average… we only had about 1000 points left to drop… so I urged you to start buying… even though I said if you needed the money at Dow 10,000... when you are down at 6300 you can’t hate the market as much as you did at 10,000.

What else happened, let’s see… how about the fact that Bernanke got religion and took the rates down to zero… and then he went even further offering financing to investors so they could buy asset backed securities… now auto loans are picking up because of the Fed’s asset backed lending program… and housing loans are picking up because of Fed’s guarantees… and fantastically we are only building 400,000 home a year now… you know the last time that we were building that few, we had 100 million fewer people in this country… and every time house prices go down 40%… fires emerge… mortgage rates are down… again courtesy of the Fed.

Tim Geithner’s bank plan makes credit available at low rates for hedge funds to buy all kinds of troubled assets… the stuff that we used to call toxic, but we are banning that term… from now on we have to reguard them as de-toxic… thanks to the governments intervention… collateralized debt obligations are now longer in a million little pieces… having graduated clean from Hazelton… we no longer fear wide spread nationalization of the banks… the plan that the Professor and Mary Ann… Nouriel Roubini and Paul Krugman, pushed endlessly… and absolutely no one could fight this Fed which is absolutely dead set on saving the economy… Bernanke is using every weapon in his arsenal… biological, chemical, nukes… not even Jack Bauer could stop Ben Bernanke.

And then today we got the second big positive… President Obama praised… what did he praise… the stock market… this is a total 180 from his position just a few months ago… you have to admire a President that can change his mind… especially after 8 years of George W. Bush’s lazy fair philosophy… which almost lead repagious late stage capitalism to devour itself… remember this Obama

news clip of Obama “ There will be time for them to make profits and there will be time for them to get bonuses. Now is not that time.”

Remember this one:

news clip of Obama “ The stock market is sort of like a tracking poll in politics. You know it bops up and down day to day. And if you spend all of your time worrying about that, then you are probably going to get the long term strategy wrong.”

I see no trace of that Obama now… today he called the market the great wealth creater…

clip of Obama: “If anybody had been studying history, they would have understand earlier, is that the market is the most effective mechanism for creating wealth and distributing resources to produce goods and services that history has ever known.”

Now is the winter of our discontent… made glorious summer by the son of Chicago… the depression is over and know we have a President who has gone from bear in chief, to bull in chief… and that is why we know like him… he has changed his geneious, if not his philia… we keep ours… and now Obama knows that he kills your 401K, IRA, and 529 plan he can’t make it up by taking some money from the rich and just giving everybody a g or two… when it comes to the stock market, like it or not, the people are all in and now President Obama knows it… he is on our side… and Bernanke is on our side… and Geithner is on our side two… with his fabulous public private banking plan… no more Keebler elf jokes… no more Mr. Spock jokes… this guy Geithner has got us living long and prospering.

Here is the bottom line…

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The Bottom Line!:     There is no doubt that the depression is over… it ended in the beginning of March when Obama got on board with the unstoppable trillion dollar man Ben Bernanke… and Tim, 50 bizzillion cent Geithner… and the market went so low it almost ran out of downside… and now that we know this… I think you got to wait, you got to buy, wait for a little pullback definitely, do your homework… but buy all the same because the financial Prozac is not yet priced into the market... I think the depression is over, but continue to buy with caution.

 

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Jim went on after this segment to take questions from callers, and responded with his comments...

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Q:    Last September Lehman filed for bankruptcy and triggered a run on the money market funds. Will the same thing happen with a GM bankruptcy?

Jim:   
No, GM is not too big to fail… GM is while… I think that Steve Ratnor, who is the auto-czar, knows and understands that what is good for GM may actually be bad for the country at this point… I have a depiction of what will happen with GM… I think the common stock will go to the unions… I think they run the company… some would say that this is Betroskite… that is because I tried to get a masters in communism… I am taking that off the table… no more communist references unless it is related to my great-great-grand uncle Vladimir Lenin… I think that GM could be let go and it doesn’t even matter… bond holders get crammed down… union get the common stock… and everybody goes home happy… well, not the bond holders.

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Q:    About the bottom that you called the other day, I still feel that with unemployment rising and there seems to be no near resolution, how can we have a bottom?

Jim:   
Unemployment, unemployment there my friend… unemployment has never ever, ever bottomed before the economy bottomed… unemployment has never ever, ever bottomed before the stock market bottomed… it is the ultimate lack indicator… people wait forever… the bears wait forever for unemployment to bottom… and when they do… they end up paying too high a price.

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Q:    On a broader scale, you say that 50% of a stocks movement is based off of its sector, so what kind of an analysis of the sector should we be doing, to identify the ones that are going to start going up? Or the ones that are going to continue to perform well vs. the ones that are going to start going down?

Jim:   
First of all I have to tell you that I created a false dichotomy yesterday… because Whole Foods is actually a discretionary play, not unlike Whirlpool, or Best Buy… and Kroger is actually an anti-discretionary play… and that is why it was such a complicated confalusion conflation of some great ideas… however, what we are looking for right now obviously… the consumer discretionary, and I keep using Whirlpool because of our fortune brands… that is what moves right now… that is early cycle… that is what happens, that is what we are seeing… the early cycles rally, the drug stocks come down… but the rotation is not so vicious any more because there is so much money being thrown at this market… and I praise Ben Bernanke, the trillion dollar man… Tim, 50 bizzillion cent, Geithner… and our President who knows that the stock market is his friend… and no longer his enemy.

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