Opening Segment #1:
'Stock Whisperer'
 
Thursday, April 23, 2009

Cramer’s revealing Wall Streets dirty little secrets to try to make you money...

Jim:
   
  When my kids were younger… back when I had hair… we used to play a game called whisper… a more complicated version of telephone… we would sit around in a circle and one person would whisper a story to the next in the circle… and we would all go all the way around… to where the last in the circle would have to retell the story… invariably it would be dead wrong and hilarious… many of the stocks that jumped today along with the Dow Jones Average which finished up 70 points… and the S&P which gained about 1%… have been rallying because of the game whisper too… which invariably is dead wrong and hilarious...

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Market Results today:

Dow:  + 70

Nasdaq:  + 6

S&P 500:  + 8

 

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Thursday, April 23, 2009
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Jim (cont'd):   

My kids knew that whisper was a game… on Wall Street they call it a profession… the whisper, it is a crucial part of the business… but rarely a helpful part… it is what people are whispering to on another about what could happen…. what could happen when a company reports its earnings… it is what making some stocks jump because the whisper has been so twisted, so wrong… that the notion of what finally happens is totally different from what people thought they heard… just like in the game.

Alright, take Conoco… no Conoco is that gigantic oil company, I call them integrateds, which I have told you repeatedly that I want you to buy… why… because it is totally hated and the company was supposed to screw up badly when it reported today… it didn’t… as I told subscribers to AAP, it is the service that lets you follow my charitable trust, how much money I make for charity, make the moves before I do… the analysts who hated it, there are only 4 buys vs. 8 holds and 2 sells… the analysts who told us that Cop, as we call it, would have a crummy quarter… came up empty handed… do you know that these, I would have called them clowns before I became a statesman, these people had people shorting a 4.7% yielder… that reported double what the analysts expected… double… no, this one no longer deserves the discount, you know that it trades 25% cheaper than Exxon… and that is just plain wrong… the whisper was wrong… you would have been a whole lot better simply by covering your ears… like Cramer fave the Gollum, aka Schmegul… I am not listening, I am not listening… there will be some upgrades tomorrow for this stock… most definitely.

Or look at Black & Decker… here is one where the whispers were saying that the company would slash the dividend… and that they would disappoint badly… they did not do either… so even though it was not a great quarter… and they revealed that they could review a possible dividend cut soon… the whisperers who were knocking the stock heard a whole different story… not the house of pain… but the house of pleasure… now they are trying… what are the whisperers doing do you think… well I have some insight… I have been there… they are trying to kill each other with nail guns and circular saws.

How about the fast food platters… stocks like Yum Brands… you know we like this stock on this show, in fact I like it so much again I own it for charity… here is a stock where we heard the whisper… meaning that the Wall Street Journal had put a hit job on the industry, and The Heard on the Street column earlier in the week… after Burger King pre-reported a whopper of a crummy quarter and quickly lost 20% of its value… if you heard the whisper, you would have bet the organic farm against Yum… which is really the silly name for Cramer fave KFC, okay I love the dark meat… Taco Bell and Pizza Hut… I told you to be careful about this kind of misdirection story… a story with no accountability… where the writer will never have to eat crow or wear the post-it on his forehead, I got the fast foods wrong, which is something that I made people do at my hedge fund… so of course Yum reported good numbers… and the set up, the whispers, which implied a decline in earnings were dead wrong… the result 4.5% operating growth, which isn’t all that great… produced more than a 7.6% up move because the whisper got it wrong… you cannot buy into the whisper… do not be a stupid Schmegal… it is a great way to miss opportunities.

Case in point, Caterpillar… it was out about a big loss coming, people were whispering again talking about a dividend cut, and chaos… and what did we get from Cat… initially we saw a loss… it looked like the whisper was right… but oops, the loss was actually a restructuring charge to pay off workers the company had let go… Cat not only made money, it made money in the worst environment since the Great Depression… and upon further review, the whisper was criminally wrong… and the stock quickly jumped 10%… now you probably did not know the whisper if you are a home gamer… but now you at least know why a stock goes up and it shouldn’t… see if you believed in the whisper, if you heard it or believed in it, or if you were obviously not a part of it… you looked as silly as the kids did when they finally retold the story at the end of the circle… the difference, of course, is that the kids game cost you nothing… but in this game, believing in the whisper… believing in the nonsense tips that you made here cost you dearly… maybe next time the people who spread the whispers… or much more important those who listen to them will think twice before taking action… we are seeing a lot of contrary action to what you believe.

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The Bottom Line!:     The whisper mislead anybody who listened… but it is on the backs of the bearish whisperers that today’s bullish action took place… do not believe the whisper if you do have the misfortune of hearing it… do your own homework… you are almost always better off betting against the rumors and chatter that you may or may not here than betting with them. Don’t believe the whispers you hear - do your homework before making a move.  Alright, you may not get the whisper… but at least now you know why stocks that report so-so numbers often go up big… it is because people are listening to the whisper… and it is no more reliable than the game… do not forget, the whisper does not always speak the truth… do your own fact finding.

 

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Jim went on after this segment to take questions from callers, and responded with his comments...

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Q:    I have been noticing that on the one year chart, the patterns seem to be narrowing. AT&T, Kraft, Nordic American Tanker for example. Could this be a sign that things are stabilizing?

Jim:   
This is a subjective question…because I look at it and say definitely… but other people will say something, you know that is a pattern that we have seen, where things are just going to flat line and nothing is going to happen… but I think that that is a positive… what it is, is that there is not a lot of volatility any more… why do I think that it is a positive… because it freaks out retail investors, it freaks out home gamers do have… to buy a stock at $27, at 3:00 to get a report and then see the stock at $25 at the end of the day… so I think that it is good… it brings in new investors… unfortunately these ProUltra ETF’s that do 2 and 3 times damage are going to drive out investors… I am going to give you an outrage about that tomorrow.

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Q:    Since Microsoft did not acquire Sun Micro Systems, what are your thoughts about them possibly acquiring EMC?

Jim:   
I don’t think, you know Microsoft is actually not involved with them, that was IBM vs. Oracle… Oracle got it… Microsoft looks to have reported a good quarter after the bell… Microsoft is not going to make that kind of acquisition… let me give you the wrap up though, I think that IBM is very good because I like the software business… I think Oracle is very good because I like Larry Ellison… and I know better to comment on Microsoft until I have heard the conference call… and I do not want to wing anything… because I am telling you at home to read the conference call… so I can’t tell you and opine until I have had it.

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