Opening Segment #1:
'Staying Flexible'
 
Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Jim:      Every day… every day for a year and a half, I wake up every morning and learn that the world is about to end… or at least that is how it feels… it feels that way as I am reading all of the relevant news about the market, and days like today with the Dow down 173 points… that end of day feeling wins out… and the bears who have been saying that every move higher ever since we bottomed at the beginning of March is bogus… and they feel vindicated… frankly, I do not care about vindication… it does not mean anything to mean.. I am here to just try to help you make some money… which is why on miserable days like this one, it is so important for me to be a sunset bull… the opposite of a sunshine patriot, to quote T. Payne… or maybe, T.I., who is now behind bars for simply exerting his second amendment rights...

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Market Results today:

Dow:  - 173

Nasdaq:  - 19

S&P 500:  - 17

 

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009
(Cont'd from above)...

Jim (cont'd):   

I am neither a perma-bull nor a perma-bear… so instead of screaming about why this decline is wrong… I am going to tell you what I would do about it… I would use the big decline, coming right on the heels of yesterday’s massive rally as a chance to get into the market cheaper… why not give into the negativity you might ask… because even though the world feels like it is about to end every day of the week, we manage to scrape thru… and stocks have been able to push their way higher… even after today’s beating, I still think that we have a resilient market… consider the parade of horrible that confronted us just yesterday… staring right into the huge rally that we had… when I woke up on Tuesday, and I went on line to see what was going on… I almost wanted to shoot myself… I almost sank down to the dirty linoleum floor, where I would be sipping cheap whiskey… could not even afford the scotch… while I braced myself for the impact of what seemed like the financial equivalent of a handful of hydrogen bombs in the air… and already falling… on their way to wreak havoc and nuclear destruction on stocks… or, at the very least, it sure seemed like the market was about to get pantsed… and then hit with a very incredible uncomfortable wedgie… the dreaded one, two punch of humiliating value destruction.

It seemed so bad that if I were not such an incredibly, emotionally, well balanced individual, they might have had to confiscate the tie and the shoelaces and I would be switching to loafers… what looked so terrible… let me give you the partial list of the most alarming data points that drew my attention in the first hour… that I spent looking over the market when the futures were plummeting... here is what I had to contend with.

First, a trenched note from a major strategist at a bank I trust, talking about why the market must be avoided… because private equity evaluations are collapsing… so what is the point of owning public stocks at all… if no one is willing to pay up to take the underlying companies private...

Second, some brutal reports indicating that all is not quite on the middle class front… where they are taking heavy inflating fire… people are losing their homes to foreclosure… simply because more and more of them are losing their jobs… foreclosures are now hitting, not just the people who were irresponsible, but now more people who are unemployed… and can no longer afford to pay their mortgages.

Third, in the things that confronted the market right before the huge rally… a far eastern guru, who everyone seems to love and respect, for heaven knows what reason… spouting on TV that the US is about to experience hyperinflation that will destroy equities in our purchasing power.

Fourth bad news that confronted us right before the rally… GM bondholders getting stuck holding next to nothing… even though bondholders were supposed to get the common stock… and the unions did pretty well for themselves… especially considering that they are the most highly paid factory workers in the world.

And the fifth piece of news that brightened my morning before the big rally… North Korea threatening to destroy the Western/Eastern world… or if you look at that dear leader, maybe Jack Kirby’s fourth world.

When you read these things, come on, don’t you just want to crawl… don’t you want to just hide under the bed… hide under your desk… this is where I want to hide right… this is where you want to meet the stock market and say, please do not hurt me… that the market is just a joke… that it is obviously going to zero… that it is worthless… maybe it should not even open… doesn’t that litany make you feel as if you are buying German stocks, going into that Vei Mar republic… or how about buying a little Russian equities right before Lenin stormed the winter palace… and then despite all of these negatives… even though it felt like the sky was falling… what happened… we rallied big… huge, one of the greatest and most broad based moves of the year… Dow Jones up 196 points… stocks that had not gone up in weeks, like the pile makers, some of the bio-techs, the foods… totally out of favor, made you money.

The bears thought that we were playing music on the deck of the Titanic… to me it felt like one of those 3, 4, 7 day Carnival cruise trips… or maybe a nuclear flattop… that said, of the 57 varieties of voices in my head… the intellectually honest ones admit that yesterday’s rally was a total mockery of the data… a travesty even… based on what we know… oh sure, there are some positives… a glowing manufacturing report from the Richmond Fed… or a Dallas Fed report that said that the world is not ending… along with a couple of thousand people in that Michigan consumer confidence survey that said that they felt better… no doubt because they had bowled 200’s that very weekend.

The negatives more than cancel out the positives… Michigan survey… which means that yesterday’s rally was intellectually dishonest in the extreme… it was a rally that was based on nothing when you consider all of the bankruptcies and the capital destruction that we have to look forward to… right… I mean isn’t everything bad that has happened completely irreversible… aren’t we being told that every house that goes up for sale is just going right back on the market because no one can afford them.

How about the fact that the Fed is just printing money… that is wrong, right… something that will inevitably lead to terrible inflation… isn’t every point advance really just a colossal joke on you… on the poor people who are trying to catch that unjustified move, and when all is said and done it is a fraud… right… except for the part where it happened… every bit of the rally took place… and isn’t that a whole lot more important than whether it was justified… even with today’s 173 point pullback in the Dow… we are still well above where we opened yesterday… Apple did go up 8 points… that was not fraudulent… you could sell it… and then 2 more today with the iPhones coming to China… that did happen.

Google did go up 10 points, maybe because the quarter is better… the VF Corp did go up too, because retail might not be so bad for this best of breed apparel maker… all of these things happened… the advances happened… so what is an intellectually honest investor supposed to do when you see these gains that you are not getting… because you saw the negatives and chose to sell or sit on the sidelines.. I will tell you what I did every time I did every time I was intellectually honest…. where I actually believed in the negatives… I found reasons to hate and dismiss every rally… I would act like go take those points, you can have them… I would stomp my feet, and clap my hands, and bang the desk, and throw water bottles at all of those who wanted to grab those points.

But you know what… no matter how hard I tried, I could not wish those gains other people were making away… and ultimately I realized that all of my arguments, every single one, were just as valid at some lower point as they were at the time that I was still making them… they were valid at 6500, they were valid at 8500... in short, my negativity was dead wrong… and it cost me money.

Now, there are times when we go so high that every buyer is courting danger… but you know what, you can sell when that happens… like when I told you to sell last year… at Dow 11,000... reiterate Dow 10,000... that was a good time to sell… but it is not intellectually dishonest… my view is not intellectually dishonest, it is flexible… it is dexterity… it is being nimble… or to put it simply, it is called, making money… so to all of you perma-bears, go ahead stamp your feet, clap your hands, close your eyes, cheer today’s pullback… call every rally absurd… go all the way back to March 6th at the bottom… decide that everything that has happened since has been totally bogus… do it… you have got the big picture… you have got the big macro data… you have got the facts… intellectually it is all yours… I may be bullish… but I am not fighting today’s decline… I am telling you that I think to use it to buy what you like on weakness… because that is flexible… frankly, I just want the money… the dishonest intellectually dismiss the money… .the money that should have been made, I want it… the money that does not deserve to be made, I want it… we can both go to the bank… I know that mine takes money… but I am not sure whether they let you deposit your intellectual rigor.

To all of the perma-bears out there… you can be making money… but you are prisoners, you are shackled by your own mind… forged manacles… and you can be emancipated, Marley like, from your mental slavery… how…

well, that is the bottom line…

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The Bottom Line!:     You do not have to believe that a rally is right or justified… or even if it will hold up for the long term to profit from it… you just have to be flexible… willing to go with the flow of an inflexible market… so instead of trying to be right… how about trying to make money.   The people who are perma-bears must emancipate themselves from mental slavery.. and they have got to stop killing our profits.

 

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